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The Bully and the Beast

Ep. 35 "I'm In Love With Vaseline"

The Bully and the Beast

The Bully And The Beast

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This episode Wax finds out that he is in love... but not with who or what you expected! Moreover, they took voicemails with one wanting to move in with his girl but for financial reasons which turned into the topic for your favorite segment "Who's On Drugs", and lets just say these callers definitely had more to talk about than just moving in!

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0:00.0

Bully and the Beast Podcast.

0:04.0

Yo yo, yo, bully and the beast podcast.

0:07.0

Yes, we back.

0:08.0

Yes, we are. I'm Lorio.

0:10.0

She boy wax was good.

0:12.0

Um, what's going on with you? What's you do this week? Sheboy wax was good.

0:15.0

What's going on with you? Would you do this week? I think I'm in love again.

0:20.0

The Andre 3,000 guys. I love that song. Let me sing that song for the last two days. I think I'm in love, you know? I don't even know, but I just like I feel it like I wake up in the morning. It's like, you know, I guess I got something off my back or something. I don't know what it is. It's just I feel like I'm in love so the next girl I actually touch

0:36.0

kiss smash raw have a baby with and give a ring I'm a marry so you're not in love you how you wait what how you in love and there's no girl that's

0:49.1

most of people what people when you're in love, there's usually a person. First, you gotta be in love with yourself first. See a lot of people... Yeah, that's true. Yeah, a lot of people will be all messed up and be and try to be in love with somebody and give all their self to the other person.

1:03.1

They got nothing for their self.

1:04.6

So you're in love with yourself right now.

1:06.3

And now I'm finally in love with myself,

1:08.2

and now I think I could be good for somebody else.

1:10.6

What the fuck have you done differently to make you in love

1:14.0

it yourself? I jerked off with Vaseline. I want to throw up. I don't know I just

1:20.3

I don't know I just do whenever you do something different something else happens

1:24.4

you haven't done anything different I did I jerked off with Vaseline that's just nasty I did I

1:29.9

actually put my meat inside the Vaseline jar and like I smashed the Vaseline jar.

1:35.0

Like I'm like a totally different guy.

1:37.0

I think I'm in love.

1:39.0

With Vaseline.

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