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Srsly Wrong

Ep 349 – The Greatness Tape: Side One

Srsly Wrong

Srsly Wrong

Society & Culture, News & Politics, Comedy, History

4.9518 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Are you looking to achieve high performance and mastery, in service of your neighbours, community, and society? Itching to increase your competence, effectiveness, and impact, with just Three Easy Steps? The Srsly...

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0:00.0

Warning, you cannot be the greatest of all time.

0:03.6

A greater one shall someday come.

0:06.9

We now go to 1-2-3 Wrong Street in Wrongtown,

0:11.8

where the wrong boys are practicing their ABCs.

0:18.2

ABC, D, P, K, Q.

0:21.4

Yeah, I'd say, after D is E, F, G.

0:25.0

Oh, yeah, sorry, I remember that.

0:27.0

Yeah, no, it's no, it's no worries.

0:28.2

I'm looking at the cheat sheet here, so it's easy for me, right?

0:31.3

Yeah, let me try again.

0:33.2

A, B, C, D, E, N, P, number four,ersand, exclamation mark. I thought we had gotten the numbers out of there. Remember, the numbers and symbols aren't part of the alphabet. Right, yeah. Do you need to take a break? I don't want you to burn yourself out. No, I think I got it. I think I got it. A, B, C, D, S-K-L, Asterisk, Space Bar. We're really getting out there now. 15. Look, the ABCs are tough, and nobody's going to master them right away. Yeah, I know what? I just need to, you know, part of performance is also rest. I don't want to learn bad habits. Yeah, we'll take a break. Ooh, doorbell. Hey, mail. It's the mailman. Let's go. Perfect.

2:06.1

Oh, hey, cyberpunk corporate delivery man. Thanks for bringing us our mail. Message delivered. Have a good day. See you, Cypropon. Mail delivery. That's so cool. It's a hover cycle. Just seeing a master in his craft in his own. I mean, it's a treat. He delivers the mail so efficiently, drives that hover cycle like nobody's business. And isn't even a robot. A lot of people think with that voice that it's a robot. No, modulator, yeah, modulator provided by the corporate cyberpunk delivery company because they found some graph-based reason to impose that on everyone. Ooh, look at this letter. It's a little bit heavy. A piece of fan mail, maybe. It's got to be. Yeah, it looks thick, looks true. This could be what we need right now. Just to raise our spirits. Yeah, I mean, they work so hard on the show. Let me just, okay, pull this out and unfold it. Dear Wrong Boys dear wrong boys starting off nice you are leftist socialist fools all good so far thank you yeah who hate and oppose aptitude and greatness wait does it say hate and

2:14.0

oppose or hate and oppose yeah are you sure oh yeah it does what the left wing people do

2:19.9

not want anyone to succeed left wing just wants to tear people down and move them all towards

2:25.5

nothingness yeah i'm starting to think that maybe this isn't fan mail it's probably just getting

2:30.6

around to it yeah maybe it's like an anti-compliment sandwich where it's

2:34.3

going to start with some criticism and then deep compliments in the middle and then...

2:39.0

More insults afterwards, but maybe the compliment's big enough to... I could see that.

2:44.1

I hate you and I hate your show and I hate people like you because of the way that you want

2:48.2

to destroy excellence, oppose the very principle

2:51.4

of success, achievement, or mastery, and tear down the people who make the world work.

2:57.2

Let me see that here.

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