Give a little time for the child with them. You don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse go. I am Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris boy detective.

Soccer festival going on in the neighborhood today. It's always encouraging.

Making it difficult to get to the building.

I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you, but think of those hundreds of soccer children.

They're out there kicking balls around.

For the folks at home, they've blocked off a few streets here.

Do you call this career town? What do you call this?

It's West Lake.

West Lake. Here in West Lake, they've blocked off some streets to set up carnival rides to honor.

Child soccer players.

Well, we assume our teen soccer players.

Child and teen soccer players.

Based on the sheer volume of children playing soccer right now.

Yeah. It's astonishing.

Anyway, I mean, I'm glad the kids are out there. I'm glad they're, you know, getting fit.

Blah blah blah off the streets. Michelle Obama. What have you?

Sure.

I don't like that they're influencing my commute.

And I think I'm going to go ahead and say, fuck them.

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