The Republican Party seems to be in big trouble after the collapse of their attempt to replace

Obamacare. Recent polls by Democrat organizations that have been reported by Democrat news media

show that Donald Trump has a historically low approval rating with Democrats who hate Donald Trump

and that Republicans are universally despised by Democrats who despise Republicans.

But what about the Democrats themselves? Some prominent voices in the Democrat Party

maintain that the party is doing fine, including the New York Times, editorial board, CNN,

Raul Castro, and Illumatican Times Square who claims Jesus was a black guy.

But others feel the Democrats are having a hard time deciding what their message should be

as they head into the 2018 midterms. Senate Democrat leader Chuck Schumer says, quote,

we must get out the word that Donald Trump is stinky and has crudies, and that he is so mean

he made the statue of Liberty Cry. This is not the America I know and love,

but an America where statues cry giant bronze tears because of the president's cooties.

If I can say this on television again and again while doing absolutely nothing to move the

country forward, I feel sure Democrats will win the vote of everyone who is against stinky

cooties and doesn't want to see Lady statues cry.

Unquote. Over in the House, Democrat leader Nancy Pelosi issued a statement saying quote,

it's not true the Democrats don't have a message. Our message is clear.

President Bush must return my car to the place where I'm almost sure I parked it or the public

will hold him personally responsible for this lipstick stain that somehow got on my far head.

Never before in the history of whatever country I'm in have so many words that didn't make sense

cause me to accidentally lock myself in the bathroom.

With this message, I know we can win if winning is what we want to do.

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