It's a little bit early, guys.

It is very early in the morning. And I would like to give you guys some breakfast. Someone's trying to come in. Someone's walking in. See, that's the kind of thing. I'm never usually here at 9 in the morning. Yeah. It's a false fact. There's a strange sort of... You gave a false fact. You gave a false fact. I've rarely ever been witness to with yesterday. Yesterday while I was on the stream, someone who lives upstairs came in and asked me if they could borrow Pierce's grill. Did you tell them yes? I said, you're going to have to ask Pierce. Here's his Instagram. And I said, by the way. You just earned him a follow. Yeah, you didn't just text Pierce. Give them his Instagram? Yeah, come up on Instagram. Yeah, that's weird. They're not going to want that grill when they see what he's up to on Instagram. I know. And I'm selecting frogs. Strange posters. Go watch Frog Unlocked, by the way. I don't know what the fuck this guy cooked on this grill? Yeah. Maybe human meat.

Maybe frog.

Or frog.

Frogong.

Yeah.

Unlocked.

Frogonged.

Yeah.

Would you guys eat a frog?

Yeah.

We've already talked about it.

Fuck.

Well, you were about to say something that had me intrigued.

Because it involved me getting something. I was going to ask if I should give you guys breakfast but then I realized I didn't I don't have any breakfast to give you. Why did you even say that in the first place? Because I just wanted to see you both smile at the idea that I would bring you breakfast. The smile would be immediately consumed by a rage and frown. You would have just, you, I mean, honestly right now.

Scott's tauts us. That was really fucked up. How do you even say that? Scott's tauts. I gave up on trying to do it. Scott's tauts me. No, because it was worse because you planted the hope and then you let us, you let it linger. You let us languish. You were not even hungry for breakfast. I'm fucking starving.

Dude, breakfast.

If you eat breakfast, that's going to fuck up all your insulin levels for the whole day. I know. Yeah, he hates breakfast. You ate it? Dude, I ate a croissant. I saw you eat it. I ate a ham and cheese croissant. You had a poppy seed on your lip. Dude, it was fucking $15. Piss me off. No, that's not true. Plus the coffee. Plus the $7 coffee. Yeah. Plus the same.

You got a red eye.

Yeah. I chug every time I'm put in front of me That's completely understandable. You're running through that red eye, by the way. I know.

I chug every time my caffeine is put in front of me. So you should be hyper. I chug it immediately so that I can become hyper. That's why you get the hot drinks, man, slows you down. Yeah. I don't get hot drinks. But he's saying that's why one would get them. That's why hot drinks. That's the point of hot drinks.

That's why I drink cold drinks so I can get them immediately down my gullet and I don't even enjoy it. Would you agree then that the opposite of that would be the reason to get hot drinks? I don't want that. Yeah. I know you don't really want that. Why don't you like hot drinks? Is it because it slows you down? Is it scary? I burn my tongue. When? One time? When I drink it too fast? Yeah, when did that happen? I don't know. So it sounds like you're kind of like coming in from every different direction at agreeing with me in every way. I don't think I'm agreeing with you at all. You don't think that hot drinks should be drank slowly or else they burn your tongue. You don't maybe think that. No. Okay. Okay. Then you could drink it with a straw. Then you should get a hot drink then. If you sound like you love hot drinks and they don't need to go slow. I don't like hot drinks, man. And why not? Because you have to drink them slowly, right? Because I like to just, I like to chug every drink that I have. So again, you almost kind of found an alternate way to say exactly what I said. What about a tea? What about a hot tea? No, even then a couple ice cubes. I like it lukewarm. I like it hot and then it goes down to normal room temperature. You like to get a hot drink and let it sit? Room temperature tea and coffee? The hottest I'll drink maybe because like, I think what's room temperature? Like 69, 68? What's the exact room temperature? I don't know. When people say room temperature, with a liquid. I think, typically 70 would be what I would imagine. Yeah, 70 is what I think. But with a liquid, I think people are usually, it's under 100, basically.

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