Hello, and welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jen. I'm Jess. We're coming to you live from Not

Live. We're very much recorded. Very much. And we're doing it a little different today

because you are on vacation. I don't know if I'd call it a vacation. I'm with my husband's

mom, my parents, his sister. No, that is a family vacation. This is like National Lampons,

like winter or fall vacation. But then I am the Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase.

Chevy Chase, okay. Yeah, Trevor the Clark Rizwald. I am because I plan the whole thing. So

I'm like, hoping it goes well. I'm just like, you know, I'm nervous, the type. And

you're the glue. Yeah, I'm hoping it all. You want everyone to have a good time that

you want to have a good old fashioned for fun festival. Yes, that's what I want. So

yeah, so if this recording sounds weird at all, that's why. But I hope it doesn't. We

have a great show planned. Oh, I wanted to see before we get into the show, I have to

share with you something speaking of cozy fall getaway. Yes, I DIY to beauty product.

This sounds like it could go either way. Okay, what did you do? Did you make your own

candles? Close. I made my own linen spray. So I had some, that sounds nice. Yeah. So

I had some aroma therapy associates, fancy, fancy bath oil. And I was like, I don't

take baths. What am I going to do with this? I was like, oh, I'll make some linen

spray. I'll mix it with alcohol. No, no, no. Internet says don't mix it with alcohol.

Mix it with vodka. Oh, vodka, because you need like a, an alcohol, but not like an

Ethel alcohol or like you could do a floral alcohol. I don't need floral alcohol.

I didn't have any witch hazel. I mixed it with vodka. Sure enough, it distributes the

scent beautifully. It does not smell like a bar. It smells like a Roma therapy associate's

forest bathing is the scent. And now I have a new linen spray. So if you have leftover

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