Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. A little bit too warm in Los Angeles.

There's your weather report for folks taking notes at home. Right that down.

Now you've got a note of what Jesse said the weather was in Los Angeles.

Do you think people do keep logs of that? Like huge fans of the show have the, you know,

the episode title, guests and then weather?

Well, I think, yeah, I mean, I think what they do, they probably have some kind of shorthand system.

Okay, sure. So like there's a little symbol that needs a stereo's coconose.

Sure. Yeah. It's like a hobo code. Yeah. Exactly. Don't worry.

It's safe here. Dave Holmes is on this episode. Right.

Dave Holmes is here and this farmer's wife will fuck you.

I mean, if you were a farmer's wife, when I fuck a hobo, right? Yeah, it's fun.

They're probably great lovers. What else is there in your life besides

Millet? There's Millet. They're not slapping the pigs.

And then every once in a while you fuck a hobo. Sounds like fun to me.

I bet hobos are voracious lovers. Voracious. Yeah.

Like, have you seen a hobo devour a pie that's been sitting on a windowsill?

Just think about that enthusiasm transferred onto a vagina. Right.

Yeah.

Talk about a pie on a windowsill, huh?

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