Ep 345- We was Spermz

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Think fast! Sneakin' up on you a little early this week. Matt returns from his quest with a wealth of knowledge, thankfully he's kind enough to share some of it with the D.A.W.G.Z. Also Shane just couldn't catch a break this weekend.

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0:00.0	I'm not ready yet. Okay, let's go.
0:02.5	Yeah, I was like, geez.
0:05.4	How are you?
0:06.6	Pretty good, dude.
0:07.6	I'm chickened out. I didn't do it.
0:09.6	Yeah, I went upstairs and just fake that I laid up there the whole time.
0:12.1	I was like, you just smoked a little bit of pot.
0:14.0	Yeah, I smoked CBD weed in this later.
0:16.6	Oh, man.
0:18.2	Well, you're probably chill as fuck though.
0:19.8	True.
0:20.4	My allergies have reached stage.
0:22.0	I'm in stage four.
0:22.8	Are they bad?
0:23.2	Stage four.
0:24.2	Damn, really?
0:24.8	I'm a smiley life.
0:25.6	Terminal.
0:26.0	They're terrible.
0:26.6	Yeah, I have a month.
0:27.2	Their allergies are terminal.
0:28.1	These allergies continue this way every one month.
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