Ep 345: Butt Seriously
Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey
Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2021
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Warning: this episode contains way too much discussion of Matt's butt. Plus, a postpartum signal goes out while Doree pretends she's a doctor, and we get some more Boston travel tips. And don't forget, we did warn you.
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody welcome to Mad Dory's excellent adventure. I'm at I'm Dory we are and |
| 0:07.5 | Boy oh boy what a day Dory really |
| 0:10.4 | Above beyond mom wife today with an incapacitated husband who let's be honest everybody was peeing out of his butt all day |
| 0:20.6 | Wow, you really just went there. You know, I just I had to tell the audience because we given the real real here at the show |
| 0:28.4 | Well, I'm kind of bleeding |
| 0:31.9 | What what |
| 0:34.7 | My little mishap outside of your office door |
| 0:39.2 | I want to tell everybody Dory is not bleeding. I am there's blood there |
| 0:44.4 | And there's a big bruise there will be a big bruise because you do you do have the very sensitive external layer |
| 0:52.9 | Yes, where it's like even if you like |
| 0:55.2 | Bump into a door knob you'll have like a nine mile nine mile bruise that yeah, nine mile bruise doesn't make any sense |
| 1:03.8 | What I just said I'm hallucinating a little bit also this all started Friday morning |
| 1:11.7 | with the aforementioned symptom and |
| 1:14.3 | I |
| 1:17.3 | Just assumed oh this is your classic case of |
| 1:20.5 | Food poisoning this will go away pretty quick and then I proceeded to go play golf and |
| 1:28.8 | the heat |
| 1:31.0 | Which I managed to get through I drank probably two and a half to three liters of water |
| 1:35.9 | one gatorade |
| 1:37.6 | But then like unlike the 10th hole there was a little bird that was like walking towards me and |
| 1:43.7 | I kind of hallucinated and I thought that the bird was a tiny robotic golfer like with full |
| 1:49.1 | 1910 golf clothes on |
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