Ep 344: Almost Meri'ed - Chapter 3
Surviving Sister Wives
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🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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"Chapter 3: April flowers bring what?"
Meri and Sam argue about which day should be their anniversary while Meri experiences a hellish 25th anniversary with Kody. The telenovella storylines take a turn as Sam has an unexpected heart surgery, and a Cardboard Regatta psychic confirms that this is a love story for the ages.
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| 0:00.0 | Surviving Sister Wives contains adult content that may not be suitable for Latter-day Saints or sinners. |
| 0:05.5 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:13.5 | Hello and welcome to Surviving Sister Wives. |
| 0:16.5 | I'm Corey. |
| 0:17.4 | And I'm Carly, and we're back with Almost Married. |
| 0:21.1 | This is Chapter 3, pages 52 through 60. |
| 0:25.7 | And this chapter is called April Flowers Bring What? |
| 0:30.3 | Is this a reference to something? |
| 0:32.6 | I don't know. |
| 0:33.0 | Well, because it's, they messed up the saying, right? |
| 0:37.5 | It's supposed to be April showers bring Mayflowers. |
| 0:40.5 | So then it's like April flowers bring what? |
| 0:43.7 | So is this a reference to, did they do that at some point on the show where somebody messed up that saying? |
| 0:49.0 | Why does that feel vaguely familiar? |
| 0:51.5 | I don't know. |
| 0:52.1 | Is that something completely unrelated? |
| 0:53.1 | No, but now that we're talking about flowers, I'm thinking about how the catfish sent Mary |
| 0:58.3 | flowers and she posted a picture with them on Instagram. |
| 1:01.4 | That's on our catfishing timeline. |
| 1:03.5 | But that's not in this chapter. |
| 1:06.2 | No, but I'm wondering if that happens in May. |
| 1:09.2 | Okay. |
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