Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jesse Thorne out sick today. So as I like to do when Jesse is out, I want to just treat you guys to a little piece of one of my one-man shows.

This of course is called the Duchess of Shandy House. It's my one-man show where I am a child pickpocket in Charles Dickinson's England.

The streets of Sussex were musical this time of year. The fish mongers were selling their wares.

Fresh haddock plucked right from the Thames. They yelled.

You know what? I'm just kidding. I'm not going to do that. We're just going to have a traditional Jordan Jesse Goe Gap Fest.

I have two very able-willing guest slash co-hosts with me today.

The first, a favorite of this program. I stand a comedian, a writer for the funny or die comedy website, Miss Eliza Skinner.

Hi Eliza. Hi. How are you?

Good. Thanks. Pretty folks at home Eliza really sold it with some jazz hands.

Yeah, that's kind of a go-to for me. I'm super excited to be here.

Clearly.

I've spent some quality time with you.

I should let everyone know she's still doing the jazz hands.

It's constant. Please don't stop.

The other mic, and you come into this program, a stand-up comic.

Someone you might know as a regular beloved guest on the Keith and the Girl podcast.

A writer for things like Comedy Central Roasts of various celebrities, The Oscars, and one of my co-workers on at midnight.

Mr. Jesse Joyce. Hi Jesse.

What's up, man?

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