Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goal. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boyd Detective. I brought in some prepared material this week, Jordan.

No, terrific. Okay. It's the top three things that are rubbing my last nerve.

Oh boy. Top three things that are rubbing.

You're gonna go off on one of your signature rants.

Three of my signature rants. Okay. Okay. Let's talk about them.

Do you think you can come up with two other things that are sticking in your craw?

Five seems like a better number for a list. To me. No, top three.

Okay. Haven't you heard of the rule of threes? Yeah, but then four.

They're annoyed and then five they think it's funny again.

I'm sticking with three. I'm not the I'm a positive guy. I'm a positive energy.

Not that many things are upsetting me right now. Only three things are upsetting.

It's an all-time low for you.

I'm not here to be disingenuous, Jordan. Yeah.

I just want to let these things go. Sure.

So they quit rubbing my last nerve. Do you want to maybe just in case you want to do five?

Do you maybe just want to do a quick glance at Twitter and see what people are remembering that you don't like?

That's a good point. Yeah. Someone did try and launch the hashtag

yesterday. Try to launch the hashtag hashtag Jesse Thorn the worst.

What? Are you serious? Yeah. What was the?

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