So we had a we had a false alarm yesterday. My wife, my wife is going to get birth.

Any day now she'll get birth. And yesterday shortly after the show actually, we,

well, she was talking to the doctors and based on what she said, they said, you got to go to

the hospital. It might be time. And so we go to the hospital. We're there for six, for six hours,

maybe more. And then they send us home because they say it's not time yet, false alarm.

Which means that maybe there's a chance now that I'll get to deliver a baby in the car on the

way to the hospital. And so that's exciting. But the point is on the way to the hospital this time,

I happen to mention and you have to understand the context. I'm not going to get into all of it.

But I happen to mention on the way that, you know, they're really isn't anywhere comfortable

for me to sleep in the labor and delivery room. I just I happen to mention that.

You know, and that's a problem, I think. I think I think that they should make

these rooms a little bit more comfortable for the men. That's all I'm saying. That's it.

And my wife reacts like there's something wrong with making this observation on the way to the hospital.

And then she says, and this floored me. Okay. This floored me. And it's one of those moments where

you stop and you think, who is this person that I married? She said, I'm not kidding. She said,

well, when you can give birth, then you'll get your own bed. Excuse me. Excuse me. When I can give

birth, I can give birth anytime I please. I can give birth every day if I wanted. Okay. This is the

year 2019. Don't try to put me in your gendered box. Don't you sit there? Don't you dare sit there

and impose these social constructs on me. How dare you? How dare you? And then I broke down into tears.

And I called the police and my wife called the divorce lawyer. I don't know why my fixed story is

always end on such a dark note. Okay. What I really want to begin with is now that we've gotten

that difficult moment out of the way. I regret to inform you, ladies and gentlemen, that the

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