Ep.#341: Porn, Poop and the MicroFiber Cry Towel
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
The Mitch Hedberg joke is from, Mitch All Together, and if Lynn would answer her phone I would have asked for permission to use it. Buy some Hedberg here - https://www.amazon.com/Mitch-Hedberg/e/B000APW3HI?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1&qid=1574316830&sr=8-1
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Recorded Nov. 19th, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Tracey (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | Shit. |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, we're working the bugs out feedback. |
| 0:18.0 | Is that a new toy? |
| 0:20.0 | Is that news? |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah, well, it's not a toy. |
| 0:23.0 | It's a tool. |
| 0:24.0 | We're doing this instead of the digital. |
| 0:27.0 | It's got a lot of lights. |
| 0:30.0 | It's got one really big red light that says record when it's recording. |
| 0:35.0 | So this is really basically built for you, Doug. |
| 0:38.0 | A pause. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, hold on. |
| 0:41.0 | I think I have that in here. |
| 0:43.0 | No, it'll feedback. |
| 0:47.0 | Anyway, |
| 0:50.0 | where to start. |
| 0:51.0 | I went to the doctor. |
| 0:55.0 | I've got a bad case of loving you. |
| 1:00.0 | It was an amazing cough. |
| 1:02.0 | This coffee you've had since Traverse City in early September, that wet guttural cough. |
| 1:07.0 | It's the most amazing cough I've ever heard. |
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