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Ep. 34 - We Discovered A 15-Year Long Game of Yu-Gi-Oh!

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The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back from London and the pod lives to see another day. Ludwig finally beats Elden Ring, Slime gaslights Aiden, and Nick meets a prophet outside a LAN Café. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There's your food away. So I'd keep it, I was, I literally, I'd be sitting at Smash

0:18.6

G.G. in the, in the office, like one tab, you know, one tab, zero, one tab, fucking

0:24.2

Monday or whatever. And then one tab, fucking Tinder. And you just click it open. You're

0:27.9

clicking, like, fucking flash. Yeah. You could, you could do it faster. Yeah. That's

0:33.2

what I'm saying. His, his efficiency, most of it through the roof. Yeah. That's how

0:37.2

we got it. Valorant. You swipe faster. You type faster. Recognition. And then immediately

0:43.4

clicking. You can make like a auto hockey script that like just skip certain, like an

0:48.6

algorithm or like you have like three. And it's like you hit like, you know, one if it's,

0:54.8

you accept them. And then send them a message. Yeah. Auto types the messaging, hits

0:58.6

enter. Oh, it uses the most successful phrases in English language. Says, you know, it's

1:03.0

like seller door and stuff. Beautiful. This is all stuff we believe you would do. I used

1:07.6

if you control these here and there, you know, God, uh, dude, it's like bigger net. It's

1:14.4

like Zuckerberg. If he just wanted pussy, dude, if suck, well, that's what it started

1:19.0

with, right? That's what, yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like, if he starts right at

1:22.6

the pussy, I think because he got pussy. And then he was like, oh, this can be bigger

1:26.0

than pussy. Yeah. And like, oh, my eyes would look my own eyes with my tongue. Whoa. And

1:33.0

I capped out. I didn't get any. They were back in the way back in the day. Uh, you

1:38.0

remember, Daddy, he would, uh, this is the Smash player. Yeah. He would, you can't just

1:42.1

throw that out. Yeah. And saying that is crazy. You remember daddy, right? You know,

1:46.3

our daddy. Tell them about daddy. Tell them about daddy. Imagine if you let it go,

1:50.0

though, comments are crazy. Engagements are crazy. See, I'm thinking about this shit.

1:53.9

I'm a contemporary. So daddy, he would, uh, he would stream from his phone on Android

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