EP 34: The Enfield Pulse Device

Winning Isn't Everything with Chris McCausland and Dianne Buswell

Keep It Light Media

Comedy

5.0 • 644 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Chris and Dianne talk more wins, fails, life and nonsense. The pair cover a lot of ground in this week’s episode - from The Flintstones, to Poltergeists, to Poo cakes to Craig Revel Horwood’s digits. We hear what Dianne is planning for Joe’s birthday, why she’s sent her dad a stuffed chicken, and why Chris got so wet at Thorpe Park. Plus, the pair have a debate about how tall a skyscraper is, and we hear the first (and perhaps last) installment of Throat News. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Chris McCorsland.
0:04.3	And this is Diane Boswell.
0:06.3	And this is our podcast.
0:08.3	Winning isn't everything.
0:10.6	Oh, but it's so is everything, isn't it, Chris?
0:13.2	It definitely is Dish.
0:15.1	You ready?
0:16.2	I'm ready.
0:20.4	Ex-partner, Chris. It's your ex-partner, Dye here.
0:25.1	How you going?
0:27.8	Dye, I'm good, Dye.
0:29.6	We've got a new ice cream parlour.
0:34.3	An ice cream parlor, that's like being on holiday, isn't it?
0:37.4	What do you mean? An ice cream parlor opened where I live. And I've been the ice cream parlor
0:44.0	die. You're joking. I've had a double scoop of chocolate orange ice cream. Oh, I love that.
0:52.5	I'm flying. I'm flying. Do you know what else is really cute right now?
0:57.3	I don't know if you're aware of it.
0:59.7	I got ice cream on my mouth.
1:01.3	No, you do not have ice cream on your mouth, but behind you is the THD-A-Y of birthday on the wall.
1:11.1	Oh, is it?
1:13.3	But it's like very like pink and blue and like anime.
1:17.4	Is it like anime?
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