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🗓️ 9 March 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | I would like to open this episode with some erotic slam poetry. |
0:14.5 | If you wouldn't mind, I wrote this myself. |
0:17.9 | I definitely am not just making this up on the spot, this is 100% written, and it means |
0:21.8 | a lot to me. |
0:22.8 | So if you guys could just hear me out in this first minute, that would be phenomenal. |
0:27.2 | So thank you so much. |
0:28.2 | So here we go. |
0:29.2 | I don't, um, sloppy, it's called sloppy blowjob, sloppy blowjob, here we go. |
0:38.2 | Spit, spit on me, spit on me, wet cock, wet cock, why is my mom here? |
0:50.5 | I don't know, poop on my dick, why did I like it? |
0:56.8 | Stressed and alone, O4 Camry, 80 down the highway, I hit a tree, somebody call an ambulance |
1:05.6 | because I'm bleeding internally, Christ. |
1:11.8 | Jesus, save my cock, it was severed in the explosion. |
1:21.6 | I see you in the backseat. |
1:24.4 | I see you is where I am because I'm bleeding internally seen. |
1:31.2 | Oh my God, dude. |
1:40.9 | Can you tell I got a little in spell from 22 Jump Street? |
1:44.6 | That's kind of the, that's what I was going for there. |
1:46.8 | Was that funny? |
1:47.8 | It was. |
1:48.8 | Fuck you, dude. |
1:50.8 | Welcome to the podcast, you filthy prick, um, I'm so excited for today, I'm so excited |
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