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The thing that trips me out about Ralphie

is not the way it is your fucking voice.

I mean, seriously, you sound like ghetto Mickey Mouse.

Are your, like, thighs putting that much pressure on your balls? No, no, they're right here. They're good. They're out. My balls are out. Yeah, it's your dick. Nobody can see. I saw it last night in the reflection of your mother's forehead. Oh, Oh,

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