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Ep. 34 - Soft Hitting Catholic News in 20gr26

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Relationships, Christianity, Society & Culture, Religion & Spirituality

4.7531 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0

On this week's episode of BroPossils, do I step in when someone is denigrating the faith?

0:05.4

Should I take a girl or a boy to a fancy party?

0:09.0

I think you'll be surprised at our answer. Probably not.

0:12.5

And why is it okay for people that are pregnant or for people that are past the age that they can have kids to have sex?

0:19.7

Doesn't that contradict the church's teaching on the ends of marriage?

0:24.6

Well, we'll answer all that and more on this week's episode of Pro Apostles.

0:28.2

Welcome to Pro Possals, the only Catholic comedy podcast that is deft and

0:32.3

theologically rich.

0:34.2

It is your boy, Ethan.

0:37.0

And I'm Patrick. Someone DM me and said that I was

0:41.7

deaf and theologically rich my sub-sac capital they said that you're writing if they were

0:46.3

talking about you they'd be like he's daft and theologically a never poor dispossessed

0:53.1

yes I did I did I'm Patrick and I did I don't know if I said that

0:58.7

already but I I did have to look up what deaf meant I was like I know it's a compliment

1:02.7

but I have to look up what it means this is a guy who's high up in the church I mean this is a

1:08.1

this is a a I won't say it was a cool I won't he was a cardinal, and I won't say that he's the cardinal in Chicago is the person that DM'd you. Yeah, Cardinal Blaise, Cupidch. I think I might burn it all to the ground if that happened. If he thought you articles. Deft and Theble. Hey, don't burn bridges, man.

1:28.7

You never know.

1:29.3

He could come around.

1:33.5

I have a long memory and I'm sure, I'm sure every cardinal does as well.

1:38.2

That's my greatest fear is that I start a beef with a cardinal and then he becomes the Pope.

1:46.7

I don't think any cardinals that it's possible for american online pundits to have beef with would ever become the pope that's a good point i

1:52.2

say that now there was a there was a there was a catholic apologist guy that like a cardinal

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