might be drunk, we might be drunk, as long as we are hanging out, you know we might be drunk, raise a glass, let's talk shit, have peeves, wrecks, and a bit, maybe drunk, we might be drunk, yeah!

Holy hell, here we are, we're in the bar folks, this is it, the booze den, the den of sin, the...

I hate man cave, anything with man cave is annoying, anything man in front, like you're going on a little man date, right?

No, I'm getting dinner with a friend, exactly man, I hate all the man stuff, manatee, you name it, but yeah, so here we are, Matt build us a bar, it's insane, we're gonna put fan art on the wall,

What is the poly walnut soprano thing, this is crazy!

It's crazy, we got Rodney records, we got MetaNights, this rack, it makes me think of when they're playing tennis in Annie Hall for some reason,

I just feel free in New York, that's true, I like it, yeah, this whole thing is a racket, and we're figuring it out, we got a bartender over here, what's going on Dan?

You're six twelve, you got a great head of hair, you got an apron on, what's shaking?

You look like one of the inglorious bastards, oh yeah!

Yeah, you look bad, I don't know, maybe like a mix of Eli Roth and any of the other ones, like you got a badass vibe is my point.

Take it, I got the side shaved, but I got a fetus, so I don't look too much like a mouse, you know?

Perfect, we'll call you the beerju, instead of the beerju, the beerju, I love it, there we go!

He looked huge in that, Eli Roth is like 5'10", but they filmed him, he looked so manly in the chest hair.

I don't know if this is true, but I heard somewhere that it was supposed to be a bigger role, and it was supposed to be Sandler, but he dropped out to do funny people,

but he's great in funny people.

He is, but that's a whole move about him, but I feel like Sandler's not tough, I like him, but...

But no, but 90 Sandler was just like fucking shit up, I feel like.

That's true, happy Gilmore, he's the spanish, you know?

Good point, good point, get in your hole!

Yeah, that's true, he could go angry.

I also heard that they were going to make Bob Barker one of the Nazis, and he used to shoot at the Sandler, but they scrap the whole thing after that.

Right, right, you're not pure white, bitch.

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