EP. 338 | Answering Your HILARIOUS Messages, Why Amorim Needs A Chance & Predicting Merseyside Derby Drama...
That Peter Crouch Podcast
Tall or Nothing
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into a big batch of brilliant listener messages — from unfortunate road names and tall-teen fashion dilemmas, to the mystery behind why players get booked for taking their shirts off.
Alongside the laughs, the lads give their predictions and analysis on a huge weekend of Premier League fixtures, including Arsenal vs Man City, Liverpool vs Everton, and United vs Chelsea. Expect bold calls, heated debates, and some outrageous analogies…
Elsewhere, Sids reveals his chaotic Lime bike journey, gasps at a surprise message from NBA legend Steve Nash, and why Fulham handed him “the keys to the cottage.” There’s even soap star walk-ons and comparisons to Messi and Ronaldo, plus a cheeky free-agent chat which we’ve decided will be best left to a full episode with a current free-agent… stay tuned for that one.
Chumbawamba
00:00 – Crouchy’s Lime bike chaos on the way to City Airport
00:02:15 – Surprise shout-out from Steve Nash and Fulham Forever Fulham day
00:04:13 – Fulham vs Leeds horror show & Portsmouth-Southampton derby memories
00:05:37 – Chris at Doncaster races and Crouchy’s BBQ weekend
00:06:14 – Guest-free episode twist: talking free agents
00:12:18 – Tottenham’s MLS free agent training story
00:13:32 – The awkward reality of running contracts down
00:15:44 – Leaving Reading for Chelsea & Fulham negotiations
00:18:35 – The “romantic” idea of finishing your career at a smaller club
00:20:33 – Mental battles of training alone while waiting for a call
00:24:53 – Prediction league update & hilarious “tight as a raccoon’s nutsack” moment
00:29:14 – Crouchy on Ted Lasso cameos & behind-the-scenes chaos
00:34:47 – “Mike Bassett” meltdown comparisons in football management
00:41:22 – Salah shirt-off celebration predictions
00:49:16 – The debate on shirt-off bookings being about sponsors vs football
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is part of the Acast Creator Network. This episode of That Peter Crouch podcast has brought you by Cynch Cars Without the Faf. A couple of weeks ago, we spoke about me searching for a new car on Cinch. Oh yeah, you had that niche criteria of yours. What was it again? I need one with a high ceiling, Chris, space for the kids and of course the golf clubs. Pete, what do I need to look for in a car, do you reckon? |
| 0:23.3 | Oh, well, you need a small car, Chris, because you're terrible at parking, |
| 0:26.2 | and you need a good sound system because, of course, you listen to the therapy crowds every Tuesday and Thursday. |
| 0:31.1 | Of course, that's... |
| 0:32.8 | I would say I look for reliability. I haven't got time to be tinkering with a broken car every other week. |
| 0:41.6 | Because since you're launching, cinch servicing across the UK, you get expert mechanics and it's |
| 0:46.5 | available for all makes and models so you know the car's in proper hands. That is a belter. |
| 0:51.2 | They've got 70 locations across the country. You can drop the car off or stick around, grab a free coffee, jump on the Wi-Fi, get a bit of work done while you're there. Yeah, that is ideal. So it makes it all stress-free. Plus, cinch, don't just help with servicing. They've got the biggest range of cars to buy entirely online. You can browse loads of options without ever having to leave the sofa. That sounds quite dangerous for me. I'd probably end up with five. Well, Chris, I've been doing some digging. Since we last chatted about cinch, did you know there are over 40,000 five-star trust pilot reviews? There's a lot of happy customers. Yeah, loads of happy customers. What's not to love? I'm sold. Right, I'll definitely be looking on cinch for my next motor. That's the spirit. Can't wait for you to cinch it. And listeners, if you want that cinching it feeling, head to cinch.com. This episode is sponsored by SkySports with now where you can stream every moment of the Rider Cup exclusively live. Talk me through the Ryder Cup, Chris. Oh, come on. Is it a staple in your household? Because it is in mine. Well, it is. |
| 1:47.2 | It's just one of those that... the Ryder Cup exclusively live. Talk me through the Ryder Cup, Chris. Oh, come on. Is it a staple in |
| 1:45.3 | your household? Because it is in mine. Well, it is. It's just one of those that I kind of have it |
| 1:49.4 | just on all the time. Then obviously just kind of heats up over the weekend. And then has it |
| 1:54.7 | ever not been tense? The American fans in general make it like white hot atmosphere. |
| 2:03.1 | And then I think Europe kind of rise to that. |
| 2:04.0 | It is special. |
| 2:06.4 | It feels like a football match, but it's golf. |
| 2:07.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:08.1 | It does full of drama. I always enjoy how everyone gets on board with the Ryder Cup. |
| 2:12.2 | It's one of those sporting occasions that it feels like all your mates start firing up |
| 2:15.7 | the WhatsApp group. |
| 2:16.6 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 2:34.9 | Getting involved again. Me, for instance, like I'm going to play golf. Basically, it's full kit. Are you? And then I'm going to go into the clubhouse. And watch it in a full kit. I watch it in my full golf. Right, but that's the beauty of golf, isn't it? It's the one sport where genuinely it's absolutely fine to dress as you'd play. |
| 2:39.7 | What I find hilarious is when everyone goes to golf in their golf outfit. |
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