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Slack.com slash DHQ. So today was today was the day that the captive aliens at Area 51

have been waiting for and pining for the storm Area 51 event, which I'm sure you heard

about. The raid on Area 51, organized on Facebook, was kicked off today or was supposed

to kick off today. And shockingly nobody stormed anything. They're just hanging out in

the desert, having a drinking beer, listening to music. This mission, this righteous mission

to rescue the captive aliens has turned into a festival. How does that happen? You're

organizing for raid. It's a raid that turns into a festival. Imagine the disappointment.

Imagine being an alien, a prisoner at Area 51. And you hear about this raid. You hear

about it from the scuttle butt from the other prisoners. Maybe you heard about it from

Rorgansdorg in the prisoner in the prison cafeteria at Area 51. And now you feel like

you're finally going to be free again. The day you've been waiting for. You've been

captive all this time. You start dreaming of being home on your planet. You start excitedly

planning your revenge invasion back on Earth to enslave and kill mankind for what they

did to you. And you're just thinking about, you know, finally returning home to Neptune.

And you're smiling again for the first time in years. And then the day arrives and you

look out from yourself and you're expecting an army of people. And all you see are a

rag-tag bunch of scrawny white boys standing around in the desert, tweeting memes and laughing.

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