Ep 336. The one with a wardrobe catastrophe, technical problems and the twins' birthday party

Older and Wider Podcast

Comedy

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On this week's Older & Wider (after some technical difficulties) Judith reports back after the twins 4th Birthday Party... including a bouncy castle, Jenny has been at the Horniman museum AND she reveals an online wardrobe catastrophe!

The pair discuss local panto and have lots of culture highlights to share including Dirty Business, a three-part Channel 4 docudrama starring Jason Watkins which exposes the UK's sewage scandal!

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0:00.0	You know, we are on tenterhooks, are we not, Judith?
0:05.5	We've had a difficult 20 minutes.
0:08.3	20 minutes.
0:09.2	I mean, it's actually 27 minutes, Judith.
0:11.2	Well, it is now, yes.
0:13.3	Let's just not look any longer.
0:15.7	Okay, I can't say this is entirely my fault, but the fault lies within my system, the system, you know, or the buttons and the things and the internet.
0:27.3	It's all fucking up on me.
0:28.7	The technical gods have not been with us this morning.
0:30.8	They've not been kind.
0:31.9	They've not been kind this morning.
0:33.2	They've been downright cruel, Judith.
0:35.2	They've had me on my knees.
0:36.5	They really have.
0:37.3	They've had you taking a knees. They really have. They've had you,
0:38.3	they've had you taking a furry hat off the microphone, whatever the fuck that means.
0:44.2	Well, yes, and the worst thing is Judith, that while you and Daisy couldn't hear me properly
0:50.5	and I had a massive delay and the longer I was in technical trouble at my end the smugger you were sounding at your end. There was just a little bit of glee in your voice. Chit chat. Say, oh, we've got to be just a spare time. No, I can't hear. Can you, Daisy? Do you know what's going on? What's she doing there? What's she doing? That we have a done. Fucking hell. Anyway, there we go. It's a short week between our pods, is it not Judith? So we haven't got that much to offer. We're a bit frown again, aren't we? Yes, I'm afraid. You've got to ladies in lunch gig. I'm yes, I'm not sure I'd call it a gig.
1:28.6	But yes, we're doing it on a Wednesday because tomorrow I've got to go to Chester to a ladies' luncheon club to do a speech.
1:37.0	Because I cancelled it last year and then to go to the Maldies.
1:40.9	Anyway, who cares?
1:43.4	Who cares? It's up to bar myself. Anyway, very lovely ladies. Nice, Chester. Nice. Well, it is, is it the place that's got a lot of half-timbered buildings. Yes, it is. No racetrack. I've got it. I can picture it. I've stayed overnight. It's further than you think. It's further than you think, you know. You might be able to get there and back in a day, but you're going to be pushing it.
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