EP. 335 | The WORST Away Ends in Football & Crouch’s Forfeit REVEALED!
That Peter Crouch Podcast
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4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are all recording remotely – and it shows. With Chris juggling kids, a house move, and a wife in A&E after a freak avocado incident, the lads start with sincere apologies to our listeners.
(Chris’ audio improves after the 6 minute mark!)
From there, it’s classic chaos: Crouch’s dodgy pink headphones, festival stories, and the announcement of Pete’s a ridiculous forfeit…
The football chat gets lively with breakdowns of Liverpool’s comeback against Newcastle, predictions for Arsenal vs Liverpool, and reflections on stadium atmospheres – from dodgy sound systems to legendary announcers. The lads also go deep on traditions, Bovril vs modern food trends, and the unspoken bonds between fans who see each other every week but never exchange names.
Expect tangents on circular beds, waterbeds, half-time Coldplay gigs, and even hypothetical transfer “sliding doors” moments like Shearer at United or Gerrard at Chelsea.
It’s loose, funny, chaotic – and feels like being back in the pub with your mates.
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00:00 – Lads open remotely, Chris apologises for chaos.
00:01:36 – Chris reveals wife’s avocado accident and A&E trip.
00:04:05 – Pete talks about hosting Alex James’ Big Feastival.
00:07:16 – Forfeit revealed: mascot appearance at Farnham Town.
00:12:07 – Liverpool’s dramatic late comeback against Newcastle.
00:14:05 – Chat on Max Dalman’s debut and rising star potential.
00:15:34 – Paddy Power predictions: Liverpool vs Arsenal debate.
00:24:19 – Big shout: Burnley upset incoming?
00:29:16 – Stadium acoustics and dodgy sound systems.
00:34:14 – Fallen giants: Crouchy on quiet stadiums like Reading.
00:36:10 – Pre-match hype: Chelsea’s “blue carpet” and DJ.
00:39:15 – Worst away days: QPR’s cramped stands and pillars.
00:45:10 – The underrated job of stadium announcers.
00:55:12 – Mad idea: watching football from a stadium swimming pool.
00:59:01 – Campaign to bring Bovril back for kids.
01:03:27 – Fans who see each other weekly but never ask names.
01:12:16 – Sliding doors: Shearer at United, Gerrard at Chelsea.
01:16:25 – Chris’ new bed arrives mid-recording.
01:22:03 – Throwback to chaotic, boozy Covid-era pods.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is part of the A-Cast Creator Network. |
| 0:04.3 | This episode of That Peter Crouch podcast is brought you by Cinch Cars Without the Fath. |
| 0:09.0 | Now, I've had a thought with your height, your family and of course your golf clubs, |
| 0:13.0 | surely it's impossible to find a motor that you love Pete. |
| 0:15.9 | Listen, it is chaotic, to be fair. |
| 0:18.5 | With school starting back soon, I've got a feeling we may need to upgrade the car for a school run again. |
| 0:23.0 | Yep, that's got to be a nightmare. |
| 0:24.3 | Kids always growing as well, I imagine quite tall by now, given your jeans. |
| 0:29.6 | Yes, they are tall. |
| 0:32.1 | I may, let me tell you, spending hours looking at cars with the kids is not fun. |
| 0:36.9 | No. |
| 0:37.5 | Well, Pete, I know this is why you wanted to talk about Cynch today. You've heard the name, but do you know just how brilliant it is? Of course, I do. It's Faf free car buying. Chris, you're speaking my language. They're an online used car retailer and the whole mission is to simplify the process. So I've had a look on the website and what immediately got me is they have the biggest range of cars to buy entirely online. It's |
| 0:58.8 | brilliant for a picky family and wife. Pretty good, eh? No more weekend research |
| 1:03.6 | marathons trying to find something that fits everyone. You can browse from the sofa, |
| 1:07.9 | wherever you're laying out your long legs with 360 degree photos of the |
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| 1:18.0 | It's perfect to browse when there's a boring match on the TV. Exactly. If a relegation contender |
| 1:22.6 | is parking the bus, you can look for your family's new minibus. See what I've done there? |
| 1:26.7 | Yeah, it's an awful joke, Chris. |
| 1:28.2 | Ah. |
| 1:28.5 | But it genuinely is being able to cinch it. |
| 1:30.9 | I've always wanted to say that. Yes, you're just like Ryland. No faf, just certainty. I'll definitely check it out for my next motor. Visit cinch.com.uk to cinch it. Eat that, Ryland. This episode is brought you by TNT Sports, |
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