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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 334- The Myth of Women Sleeping

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

We back!! New intro. New release day (wed instead of tues) that way I can actually sit down and enjoy my dinner rather than fighting w my bae as I rush to upload everything. 2021 is all about taking our time and avoiding negative attractor fields that we often mistake for our own thoughts!!!

Topix include: The FACT that women do not sleep and def don't dream, Astronauts, Alexander the Gaped, and SO MUCH MOREEE

Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod

Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live

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0:00.0

I

0:16.0

Far keel like I know this isn't true

0:19.0

Yeah, what you're saying is false

0:22.2

This is a falsehood you went

0:24.8

It's they don't dream they wake up and lie about dreams

0:27.2

Every woman's dream journal is just her making up I don't think they I don't think they sleep

0:36.5

And rely for just tidying up a little bit just tidying up making sure things yeah, didn't know we had so many

0:41.8

I didn't know we had so many experts in astrophysics from last week

0:45.2

But cool I looked at particles. They just figured out how light space is 2020 that was something that puzzled physicists like myself

0:52.8

Been burning for a week. I didn't even trip about it. It was so I was so obvious. It's like dude. Have you been to space? Yeah

0:59.0

How do you know have you even been there? Have you been to space? Yeah, so shut up about space crazy

1:03.6

I don't want to hear from Lance bass true and other as he has he been in I think he went to space you know the space tried to

1:11.2

Wow first gay man launched into orbit. How's he know that I assume all astronauts are gay

1:17.2

You have to you have to just assume I do rockets

1:22.6

Come on man. Yeah, come on, dude. You're in a rocket zero gravity sounds a little gay to me. You want to be lighter than air?

1:31.7

Dude

1:33.5

They just ran a commercial for I think it was in the Super Bowl. They ran a commercial for like first civilian only

1:41.6

Stop I was watching like all right. Just definitely civilians gonna die

1:48.3

It was like a civilian like a like a trip to do an amateur space mission. You can go to space where it's just send it up randoms

1:55.9

Except everyone that's definitely gonna explode you think so

1:59.8

Yeah, damn. That's just another thing. I got a worry about I'm going to be in the space. I'm like I haven't been a fucking Europe, dude

2:05.7

Come on. Yeah, give me some time just launching regular people in space. I try to think I went to Ireland once but scared on planes

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