There we go.

I'm back.

Do you even recognise this music, Judith? Can you think back in the annals of time? Can you remember what this is all about? It's been a long time. It does seem a long time. It does seem a lot. It's only two weeks, but it seems a very long time. I'm pleased to be back though. Are you? The first thing you said to me is I can't believe it. It's raining again. I thought, yes, love, it's done nothing but. Nothing but since the middle of January. I'm not pleased to be back to the weather, but I'm pleased to be back to the pod. Because as you know, I was suffering a little bit. Your fucking paranoia. Jesus God.

Fear of missing out, which is what the young people call now, isn't it? No, no, it's not phomo. It's paranoia. No, it's not. It was a little bit of fear. No, it was a little bit of fear. But, but yes, and at the risk of sort of, because we know that I'm telling people about your dreams is snorloor. I did send you a text, did I not? Which speaks to this. It speaks to this. And I've just found it. Just bear with me two texts. I'll find it. It's very funny. Right. It says, this is what I sent you. I drenched, you sold one of your paintings for £742. Yeah. and got a new quiz show produced by Pitt Banyard which sounded

great. I like Pitt Banyard, she could produce it, right? I then drove down a really steep road

into Liverpool and found myself in the passenger seat so couldn't break. Yeah. There it is.

There it is.

Losing control.

That's a classic, isn't it?

Well, obviously, I've got some news to break to everybody.

I've just sold a painting for 742 people.

And I've got a new quiz show.

If only I knew who Joe Banyan was, is she a really good producer? She's a really good producer and she's very nice. Pitt Banyard, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Pitt Banyard, if you're listening, oh, for fuck's sake, help us out, Pitt. We'll do we'll have a job share. We don't care. Okay, right, we need a catch-up. Yes. I will if votes nor law if it goes on too long. That is absolutely fine and valid.

Yeah, because you have just spent two weeks in the Caribbean and there, you know, there's a limit to how much we can enjoy this. Quite. Vicariously, Judith. A limit. I know what you mean. I know exactly what you mean. You know, you just invoke when necessary. When necessary. But I am quite intrigued. Okay. We'll start with your weekend Grenada. Grenada, as opposed to Grenada in sandals. Yes. I've never been to a sandals. All couples, because basically, you know, kids. Right on the beach. Very lovely. And I tell you what I liked very much, and I thought about you, is the, they had quite a lot of sunken fire pits around the pool area. Yes. It was a bit Love Island. I could see, it was a bit Love Island. But I think, you know your little area in your garden that has the sunken bit. I know I bet you I know what you're going to say now.

Yeah, we've got one.

Have you?

We've got a fire thing. No, I don't mean one that you have to light. I mean a gas fired one. Oh God, no, wouldn't have that. Well, why not? That's very common. Well, you see, I knew you'd say that, but I reckon if you've got one.

Every time you lit it, you'd think, you know, I knew you'd say that, but I reckon if you got one. Every time you lit it, you'd think, do you know, Judith was right? No, Jeff loves playing with fire. Why would I deprive him of that? Well, because it's a fath. Oh, yes, but I mean, what if it explodes? What if it took all my windows out? Very frightened a bit, no, I don next. No, I don't, I'm not going to get one of those.

Do you?

Well, I know you not.

No, no.

I wouldn't have that.

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