Give a little time for the child with them. You don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thornton America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, Girl Reporter. No, Jordan. I mean, Girl Reporter, typically we should explain.

Typically your nickname is boy detective. Yeah.

And our nickname stretch all the way back to when we were 19 and didn't really think them through.

But while Girl Reporter has the same rhythm as boy detective.

And while it's kind of a vintage paperback vibe.

Yeah, I'm going for it.

And while I'm hesitant to be unnecessarily cisnormative.

I still think that Girl Reporter doesn't match.

Here's your junk.

Genderless, inspector.

Gender. Maria, you have not been introduced yet.

I'm so sorry.

No one knows. People are freaking out right now because they don't know what that voice is that they just heard.

They thought they were listening to a quiet intimate conversation between two close friends.

This is probably what people feel like when they saw the great train robbery for the first time.

You're burning down the train that's going to hit them.

The inter-of the mind.

The drapes are on fire thanks to comedian Maria Bamford.

I'm so sorry.

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