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🗓️ 14 January 2021
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Shane caught the bug and the vitamin D blasted it right out of him. We zoom out of respect for the fallen capitol, pausing our in-person enterprise to remember those of our brave senators and other adult class presidents who became unnerved as the uncles stormed their CSPANN building.
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0:00.0 | Oh man, we're on, dude. We're on. We have to zoom the Chinese have won, dude. They finally |
0:08.4 | get the virus they sent to America to get me all those years back. They finally got |
0:13.5 | me finally got you, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, everybody that we didn't do an episode |
0:18.4 | last week. I happen to have COVID-19. You ever heard of it? Ever fucking heard of it |
0:23.8 | that I happen to have the novel coronavirus 19. And you so you basically, and I don't |
0:29.2 | want to, you know, Shane won't brag about it. But I like he was on a ventilator all |
0:33.2 | last week. And I was like, Shane, the people are asking, he just fucking pulled the tube. |
0:38.1 | It was a crazy thing I've ever seen. Pulled the tube out of his throat and was like, let's |
0:41.4 | fucking roll. But we need to do podcasts. The doctor, literally, I mean, last week I |
0:48.2 | didn't want to brag about this. But it was me getting him out of the hospital. He was like, |
0:51.3 | I use pulling the wires just like the movies. He was like, I get out of here. Yeah. |
0:57.7 | No, hey, guys, don't joke around about the COVID-19 virus because it's bad. But I'll tell |
1:04.4 | you what, I didn't have a symptom. Baby, I did lose my sense of smell. So really, and |
1:13.0 | a lot of you are out there like, what can I do? The health wise. And here's what you got |
1:17.7 | to do. A lot of people don't tell you to do this. Do that. What you do is you don't stay |
1:23.6 | in shape at all for 30 years, eat whatever you want, whenever you want, hang out. And |
1:30.5 | then your immune system is just too powerful. I heard that. You know, I mean, so like if |
1:35.2 | people like worry about obesity and, you know, all these different things that make the |
1:40.7 | virus more deadly, I don't know where they're getting that. You know what I mean? |
1:47.2 | You're saying you ran a good simulation. Although, dude, there's everything I did. I took |
1:50.5 | care of myself. I took care of my body. That's a temple. And I ran through this thing. |
1:53.7 | No problem. Also, too, I looked it up. And I think the one fact I got was that something |
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