Well, she's not here, Daisy. She's not here in our hour of need. She's not here, and she won't be here next week. She's abandoned ship. She's abandoned the good ship podcast. Older and wider. Where is she, Daisy? Where she gallabanted off to this time?

I just know she's in the Caribbean.

I kind of switched off at that point.

Did you?

Out of sheer jealousy, you just thought, I can't listen anymore.

She's in Grenada, which is the Caribbean island known for nutmeg.

Now, she loves a bit of nutmeg.

Now, if Judith had any sense at all, the one thing she will have packed was the miniature nutmeg grater

that I surprised her with

as a gift on stage

during the older and wider Christmas shows

for which she was incredibly,

if not overly grateful.

So I hope she's got that with her.

Well, can I tell you something? I do advent calendars for my boys, right?

Oh, Daisy. Go on.

And the thing is, you don't want to give them chocolate every time. So I do like a handmade

advent calendar.

You're absolutely made a rod for your own back there.

I know, I know. And I was running out of ideas, but I went to Sostron Green and they had a miniature

grater and a miniature whisk.

And they were like a bronze colour and I put them in their advent calendars and I've never

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