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This is the podcast for April 1st, 2016.

It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from the new Springfield headquarters of the Donald or bust movement,

it's the professional laugh with drift glass and blue gal.

Because yeah. April Fool. April Fool.

We have finally seen the light, Ron Fornier.

We finally believe that if you just disrupt the system, man.

Enough.

The revolution will come and something, something, something.

And sure, millions of ordinary people might get screwed and their lives don't be ruined

and their kids' lives not be ruined.

But eventually, the corrupt duopoly will come crashing down.

And those of you...

And Ron Fornier and Susan Sarandon will wind up on the same side of the bed together.

Is that it?

Exactly.

And they shall emerge from the pitch.

You know, this, you know, I don't mean to get all like, uh, provocative and stuff. But this is the

same logic Charles Manson used. Here's what we'll do. We'll hide out in the desert and they'll start

a race war. And eventually the black people

...