Ep 33: Self Lovery

Fat Mascara

Fat Mascara LLC

Dermatology, Fashion & Beauty, Arts, Beauty News, Makeup, Skincare, Perfume, Fragrance

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Actress Dascha Polanco (Orange Is the New Black, Joy) teaches us how to be more confident, smell delicious, and make our butts look amazing. Before that, Jenn & Jess discuss their wild weekend, lessons from Lauders, why botanical ingredients in skincare are great—but maybe not as miraculous as marketers would have you believe—and the truth about "no-makeup" celebrities.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.
0:11.1	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my
0:15.5	what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this, it could be you.
0:24.0	The National Lottery.
0:26.0	Rules and procedures apply.
0:28.0	Players must be 18 or over. All right, guys, get ready for a confidence boosting, sweet-smelling, super hygienic
0:41.8	episode of fat
0:42.8	mascara. I'm Jen.
0:44.9	I'm Jess, and today we're talking about Jen's wild weekend.
0:50.3	For you. On hardy plants, are they hardly the miracle they claim to be?
0:57.0	Ooh, I see what you did there.
0:59.0	Mm.
1:00.0	And we're going to be pulling back the curtain on the no makeup trend. Plus we have a big
1:06.2	time celebrity who is a beauty junkie just like us, Dasha Polanca, you may know
1:12.1	her from a little show called Orange is the New Black.
1:15.0	Baparazzi catch my fly in my cocky fresh.
1:20.0	I'm so reckless when I'm
1:22.0	Jen, I'm surprised I'm seeing you here today.
1:25.0	They didn't get hit by a bus or a car or I didn't kill you.
1:30.0	I believe you're referring to my epic evening with Beyoncée on Friday are you not?
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