Ep. 33 - Progressive Hooters - Where My Moms At w/ Christina P.

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy, Relationships, Parenting

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

WHERE MY MOMS AT!? It's the show by the Moms for the Moms. Hosted by everybody's favorite "cool mom" Christina P! Not only the most REAL show for moms, but the most interactive. An open place to admit no one really knows what they're doing. On today’s episode, Christina P. explores some FATHERLY advice she and the crew got when they were children. How would you redesign the Hooters uniform by the way?? Plus we have some dad E-Mails and VMs that sound braggadocios. Plus there are plenty of “Mom Hacks” to get you through life. Christina P. wants to hear from you since she is seriously lacking in cool mom friends. If you want to share a "Mom Fail" please call into our voicemail (213)375-5184 and let Christina know! We want to talk to as many moms across America as we can.

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0:00.0	Okay, all right Jean ready to be counted in yes, Jean ready in Chamesh, Arba Shalosh, Stein
0:13.6	Where my mom's where my mom's where my mom's at where my mom's where it comes in
0:18.9	raising kids clean and shit's need a long nap where my mom's where my mom's at
0:24.7	at
0:27.7	with Christina
0:30.7	All right
0:32.7	Mom is going on the road
0:37.1	People are like do you miss your children? Do you miss your husband?
0:40.7	Hell no, because I'm in a hotel room alone
0:44.4	Getting that room service room servicel and I'm sleeping during the day. It's like a vacation when I go on a road
0:51.3	Come join me mom's Cobbs comedy club of February 28th and 29th and San Francisco tickets are going really fast for that one
0:59.4	March 7th Pasadena ice house and then I go to the Miami improv I do the Addison improv I do
1:07.8	Caroline's comedy club in
1:10.2	Jude Ortiti's New York City, Demoin, Iowa at the funny bone and then I've just added
1:16.3	New Westminster BC at the House of Comedy that's right British Columbia my birth country. I'll finally I'm doing Canada
1:25.7	So excited. I'll
1:28.4	Can I tell you why I never did Canada because I'll tell you there's a chain up there called Yuck Yuck's and I wanted to do that
1:36.4	Chain and I was told point blank by my agent that though. They don't book female acts
1:42.5	The guy the owner is so sexist that they don't even have women
1:47.7	So I'm I'm finally happy to break through whatever you woulds it cold when a woman is it a glass ceiling or whatever
1:53.7	I don't know I did something and fuck you I'm in Canada and I'm gonna keep doing it and then Phoenix Arizona stand up live and
2:01.0	Then Cleveland at hilarities
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