Ep 33 - Phantom of the Auditorium

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Settle down for a tragic tale, Goosebuddies. This is a sad tale of a poor homeless janitor that loses him home because of a lame, very patient ghost boy. Chad, Paul, and Dom discuss the book and TV episode "Phantom of the Auditorium", discuss glee club, Overwatch, what to name your child, Billy Zane, and cheap school lunches.

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0:00.0	I'm That's pretty deep what you said, though, Dom.
0:34.8	What, if I was going to have a son, I was going to name him come.
0:39.0	Yeah, because that's what he was.
0:40.5	Because that's what he was.
0:41.8	Oh, wait, how would you spell it though?
0:43.2	I think you can't be too direct, right?
0:44.9	C-O-O-M, come.
0:46.8	Oh, okay, that's actually kind of...
0:48.4	Like, Quom.
0:50.6	Yeah, so child services want to take him away from me.
0:53.5	Did you know that?
0:54.5	If you name your child the wrong name, they'll immediately take them away.
0:57.9	If you name them their assholes named their kid Hitler and they took their kid away from him?
1:01.5	But wasn't it like years later?
1:03.3	I don't know.
1:05.6	I mean, he was an adult man.
1:07.2	Yeah, well, you can hide your Hitler child away for a couple of years without anyone knowing.
1:11.9	It's when he's standing in the preschool and they're like, oh, Jonathan Hitler, no, you can't have that.
1:15.5	He can't come here, you know?
1:18.0	I mean, do you, do you as know that there's a-
1:21.5	You can suss away a Hitler for a couple years, is all I'm saying.
1:24.4	Do you know that there's one nurse, though, at the hospital that as soon as you name
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