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Hello, this week's podcast contains strong swearing from the start as not suitable for people who

dislike strong swearing from the start.

I added one more podcast to the giant podcast bin. Now you have plugged that podcast out and started

listening. I took my microphone and found some human folk. Then I recorded all the noises while we spoke.

My name is Adam Bucksston. I'm a man. I want you to enjoy this. That's the plan.

Hey, how you doing listeners? Oh gosh. How you doing Rosie?

Why would you think I'm doing? I don't know. It's why I'm asking. Not doing very well.

Why? What's your problem? What you think my problem is? I don't know. You've got like a

burr on your fur, fur burr, little bill burr on your fur. No. Well, what's the problem then?

Have you been listening to the news recently? Yes, I have. A lot of disheartening stuff out there, but

I mean, that is often the way with the news. Why, how do you feel about it? We're fucked. We're blooded

fucked. Oh, planet's blooded fucked. Hey, hey Rosie, come on. We're fucked. Moderate that language.

A little bit. It's the start of the podcast. Let's try and keep it positive. We're

bloody fucked. We're fucked. We're keeping it positive. We're fucked. Come on Rosie, you're sounding

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