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Cut & Retie

Ep. 33 - He Choked That Articulated Corn Dog

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week, streamer tying OG Brian Wise explains why Power Bait is only for rich kids, we catch the trophy stripers that have eaten all Brian’s trophy brown trout, don 20-year-old Schlitz waders and head to the Gypsy Lounge, and learn why New Jersey anglers will soon invade Arkansas.  

Transcript

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0:00.0

Old Town has been manufacturing canoes and kayaks for anglers in Maine since 1898.

0:05.0

So which ones in my garage? That would be their sportsman Bigwater PDL.

0:10.0

The PDL is comfortable, roomy, and stable enough that even big awkward dudes like me can stand on it with confidence.

0:16.0

So whether you're looking at terrorized stripers in the back bay or small mouths up a creek arm,

0:20.0

the Bigwater will get you on the fish and home safe all season long.

0:24.8

To check out Old Town's entire sportsman line of kayaks and find the perfect one for you,

0:29.0

visit Oldtowncanooncano.com forward slash cut and retie.

0:33.4

Again, that's Oldtowncanooncanocom, forward slash cut and retive.

0:45.3

Once this airs, if there's 200 mooks from Jersey there, like a week later with waiters

0:51.5

slinging mag darters and yo Zurries out there, I do apologize.

0:56.6

It'll be all right.

0:58.0

I got an order for like 78,000 dozen olive woolly buggers.

1:02.4

And at the very end of tying all those stupid bullie buggers, I tied one, set it to video,

1:08.2

sped it up, and then I burned it at the end.

1:10.1

I just burned it.

1:11.3

Aw, dude.

1:13.0

Was he more proud of this fish than the prospects of eventually attaining the set of Marlboro

1:18.0

oven mitts?

1:26.4

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

1:31.0

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people who understand that if visiting Toys or Us was like going to heaven,

1:37.7

then being forced to go to kids or us was like being banished straight to hell.

1:41.4

And welcome to cut and retie, the Fishing Podcast, that to this day,

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