The

The Hawkew had moves.

The Olds Warrior had like a military Hawke Hogan had moves.

Gilles Warrior had like a military press and a splash.

You know?

Hulk Hogan could go.

That was before wrestling became a fucking spot fest.

Yeah.

Ooh.

That was about, it was the pageantry sold the product back then,

not fucking, you know, corkscrew moonsaults into the crowd every other match. You're speaking my language now, do you? Welcome back to Dadmeet, bitch. And don't get me wrong, I love Spot Fest. Yeah. Do I want to see guys do the, like, the turnbuckle back and forth? I mean, so the off the robes back and forth for three minutes and they're bouncing off their head and doing a flip.

And then they stand and they go, and everyone's like, yeah, yeah, I love that. But it was cool when they talked shit about the town that they were in, and then the thing ended with like a fucking chop. Yeah, that was the end. That's good stuff right there. Closed line finisher. There'sisher there's no like big close well gunther there's a guy who does have a close line finisher now should die with jbl why he's alive but i'm saying jbl close the book on the lariat the lariat it's a good dude that would be my finisher I'd ask JBL. I'd have to go ask him.

Be like, Mr. Bradshaw, can I do you?

Damn, no one ever came to me about this before.

Do you want a lary at me right here? No, dude, it's crazy. Yeah, right. Are you going to take the laryat and not only do a backflip, but turn on the backflip and land on your back? because if you're not going to sell it right,

I'm not letting it happen.

I have no space to get momentum.

Oh, yeah.

Irish Whipers. Because if you're not going to sell it right, I'm not letting it happen. I have no space to get momentum.

Oh, yeah.

Irish whip him into the fucking planks.

Into the raised garden bed.

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