All right, who's ready for Beto O'Rourke, 2020, man?

Beto is a man of the people.

You know, that's why he goes by a fake name, Beto,

which, you know, you have to say,

with a very soft tea, because he's a very tough dude.

And nothing says a man of the people,

like a photo shoot with Anna Leibovitz

in the Hollywood Housewife favorite magazine Vanity Fair.

I mean, even his poor dog doesn't want him to run. I mean look at that dog he's so

sad. That dog looks like he's thinking why was I the one out of the litter who had to

get stuck with such a dope? I mean I could have had a nice Republican owner that

doesn't throw me in the back of the truck and drive me around plastered.

And by the way speaking of the truck that truck is not fooling anyone. I mean I'm

sure Beto or Robert Francis as his real name is I'm sure he cries

every time he has to hit the gas pedal on that thing. Robert Francis because he loves

the earth remember after all he's in favor of the Green New Deal, another socialist running on

the Democrat ticket.

What's new?

And if Francis is going to be a proponent of the Green New Deal, then he should probably

just get rid of his evil gas-guzzling emissions machine

altogether, right?

I mean, Robert's all like, oh man, I was just born to do this, man.

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