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Recorded live from Lindsay Graham's ideological reassignment surgery. It's the professional left

with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

Yeah, we're not making fun of trans people, folks.

No, no, that's not what we're doing.

We're making fun of Lindsay Graham.

Which is very easy to do.

Preparing for this podcast has been weird.

Well, and what I'd like to do, if you don't mind Drift Glass, is just go over, try to do this in chronological order, because it was a week, and if we don't do it in chronological order,

we'll miss something.

And I just want to say, first of all, Monday, that's right, we'll Monday through Friday real quick.

Monday, Hillary Clinton held a town hall in our hometown of Springfield, Illinois.

It was invitation only.

So we watched it from home because we're nobody.

The town didn't know where the hall was.

The town was ever told what the hall was.

We weren't told until like late Sunday night even where it was going to be.

And oh, tickets are all gone.

Sorry.

Yeah.

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