All right, so this is pretty exciting news.

We just got a new right.

We have a new right, a new human right.

So take out your notepad or your scorecard.

However, you can check this and write this down

because this is a pretty cool one.

I have to say, this new right that has just, I guess,

been beamed down from the clouds

and been somehow injected into our souls.

I don't know how it works exactly metaphysically,

but this new right is the right to live near your job.

That's a human right now.

To live near your job is a human right.

Pretty great, I know.

Beto was recently Beto or Orc was recently

at a campaign stop and he explained

how we all have this right,

or we'll have it, I guess, in Beto's administration,

which will never exist.

So let's check this out.

Watch this.

Here's a tough thing to talk about

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