Ep. 327: Huge Dong Plumbing with Dave Shumka

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2014

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and podcaster Dave Shumka joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of millennial television shows, non-sexual fetish videos and Jordan's upcoming trip to Burning Man. Plus, long time listener Ronnie joins in to take some momentous occasions and help Jesse find his next car. ACTION ITEMS: • What should Jordan do at Burning Man? • What kind of car should Jesse get?

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.4	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.3	It's Jordan Jesse go I'm your host Jesse Thorne the voice of the millennial
0:14.7	generation I'm Jordan Morris boy detective Jordan I have a new nickname
0:19.8	Can you repeat it? I wasn't paying attention. It's the voice. I recognized that it was new
0:24.4	But I didn't it didn't register to me what it was it wasn't like
0:27.6	I figured that if I said some words that you hadn't heard before you would hear
0:32.6	Them the way that a Tyrannosaurus can see things that are moving
0:35.9	Oh no my my vision isn't
0:39.8	My hearing is not novelty based really yeah
0:44.4	So you you can only hear things that you've heard before?
0:48.6	My hearing is celebrity based
0:50.6	So I could only hear things that celebrities say so if my family wants to get a message to me
0:56.3	They have to relay it through you know Danny DeVito or just somebody who's available. Yeah
1:02.4	DeVito's
1:03.8	DeVito's beauty sweeten DeVito's probably busy cash and checks from get shorty Herman from Herman's head
1:10.8	These are all people who
1:12.8	My hearing picks up
1:16.0	I'm the voice actually I can't I mean you know and I know you're you know your popular in some circles but
1:22.6	This feed right now. Yeah is being relayed to the you in the United Nations and
1:30.4	Yeah, and everything's being translated back to me by Lucy Lou. Oh really Lucy Lou. Yeah, so that's who I'm hearing
1:37.3	So Lucy Lou is now is she at the United Nations?
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