A 61-year-old woman has just given birth to her own granddaughter, who was conceived by combining

her daughter's egg with the sperm of her son's gay lover. Meanwhile, 76-year-old former vice

president Joe Biden is in trouble for smelling teenage girls' hair on the campaign trail.

We will examine modern love with uncomfortable Joe Biden-like closeness. Then President Trump hits

the socialist nail on the head and National Poetry Month continues. I'm Michael Knowles and this is

the Michael Knowles Show.

It occurred to me as I was reading that open about the 61-year-old woman who gave birth to her

own granddaughter with the sperm of her son's gay lover and her daughter's egg. That sounded like an

Andrew Klaven parody open. It sounded like some of Andrew Klaven's political satire, except it's

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