Ep. 324 - United States Of Mason w/ Mason Smith pt. 1
Dad Meat
Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey
4.8 • 913 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Bizz was doing poop, right? |
| 0:39.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.2 | He did poop and farts. |
| 0:42.1 | He's a poop guy, definitely. |
| 0:43.3 | Brock Lesbord. |
| 0:44.0 | I think he did stinky feet stuff, too. |
| 0:45.8 | I would bet my life. |
| 0:46.7 | All the worst stuff. |
| 0:47.5 | Brock Lesnar is a shit guy. |
| 0:49.0 | Probably did egg farts and stinky feet. |
| 0:52.0 | And I honestly, big jack dudes like that, I always suspect that they're into like |
| 0:57.1 | their like nipple play and stuff. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.8 | They have big nipples. |
| 1:01.2 | Right. |
| 1:01.4 | And the women just want to do normal degrading, uh, jacked steroid guy embarrassing sex |
| 1:08.7 | and then get money later like a marriage or a settlement or something |
| 1:12.0 | and then you get in there and it's like no actually you have to smell all my stuff and that's what |
| 1:16.5 | really sucks you have to smell my hockey gloves and I hate that man yeah getting yeah getting |
| 1:23.8 | into a car after a high school practice the The P-U Me Too is the bottom. |
| 1:28.0 | That's it, dude. |
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