President Trump has pulled out of the Paris climate accord.

The president explained that the agreement was both economically destructive to the United States

and virtually useless in preventing change to the climate.

Al Gore countered those arguments by explaining, quote,

this is the apocalypse and everyone will die, as sure as my name is Napoleon Bonaparte.

As long as we had the Paris climate accord, everything was great, but now that our wonderful accord is gone,

the earth is suddenly so hot I'm burning up right now and can hardly breathe,

and all the water in my swimming pools has evaporated and people are devouring polar bears in the streets.

We have to start a revolution right away, although I still have two more episodes of House of

Courts to watch, but right after that we'll go on a big march to protest the fact that Donald Trump

has single handedly killed everybody, booga booga, unquote.

EPA head Scott Pruitt further defended America's leaving the accord by pointing out that the

accord penalized the US which has been leading the world in reducing carbon emissions while

requiring virtually nothing of India and China who are among the worst polluters.

Arguing against this former president, O'Hara, O'Mara, O'Rama, it's hard to remember his name now

that his legacy is just a handful of dust that drifted through the air for a brief moment of time

and then laughed it to earth to mingle with the other dust, making it essentially just a big pile of dust.

But anyway, President O'Krama made a statement saying, quote,

the nations that remain in the Paris agreement will be the nations that reap the benefits and jobs and

industries created, like the job of flying around the world in a private jet complaining about

pollution and the industry of selling people solar panels for their houses and then coming back

the next day to sell them candles so they'll be able to read it night. Unquote.

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