Ep. 321: Wood Work with Mike Schmidt

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Mike Schmidt joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's experience at a faerie hunt in Griffith Park, Jesse's feelings about changing in front of strangers, and their upcoming trip to the LA Kiss arena football game.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.0	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:11.0	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I am Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:15.0	Jordan Morris Boy Detective. It's a beautiful day in Los Angeles, California.
0:18.0	Boy is it. The sun came out. It's been warming my skin all day long.
0:22.0	It warm my skin this morning at toddler swim class.
0:25.0	Jesse, I would like to hear about toddler swim class.
0:28.0	That's because I'm not much of a swimmer.
0:30.0	Sure. Kick, kick, kick, breathe. Kick, kick, kick, kick, breathe.
0:33.0	Doggies and kitties. It's called doggies and kitties.
0:35.0	Oh, interesting. I want to hear more about toddler swim class.
0:39.0	But something happened to me today.
0:41.0	I've got bad news for you.
0:43.0	That's all I got.
0:45.0	Go ahead.
0:46.0	I was hoping you had a chunk. No.
0:48.0	A toddler swim class chunk. No.
0:51.0	Something amazing happened to me today.
0:53.0	And I kind of feel like if I don't talk about it, I may burst.
0:56.0	Sure.
0:57.0	Do we want to introduce our guests? And then I can get this out?
1:00.0	I would love it.
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