Hey everybody, this is Armando Torres, and you're listening to the show before the show.

And I'm Paige Wesley.

And with us we have...

Omelets!

Yeah!

Omelets and health and a whole lot of stories about where we've been.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you for being here.

Thank you for being a friend.

I'm sorry.

I appreciate it.

I am not going to spend too much time up top talking because we get into where we've

been pretty quickly into this episode.

I will say, Paige, it's lovely to see you again. It's lovely to see you, too, and I'd like to

remind you that you should have fucked with a legend. I should have, and if you don't know what

that means, get ready, because you're going to learn the most niche comedy history you'll

ever have learned before in your life. Very deep, deep lore. And I just want to say

if you want to help support the show, you can go to patreon.com slash cold podcast. You can also

listen. If you want to listen to another show that I do, it's called Boyfriend Material. And you can

listen to it every Tuesday. I do it with my friends, Andrew and Griff. It's such a good time. It's called boyfriend material and you can listen to it every Tuesday. I do it with

my friends Andrew and Griff. It's such a good time. It's all about relationship advice. Page does

two shows that aren't this one. And those are horror virgin and romancing the pod. Yeah. And you've

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