Ooh, that's nice and loud in my ear butts. There we go. Good morning, Judith. Good morning, Daisy. Good morning. Good morning. All. I'm going to have to turn this down, actually. It's just slightly, oh, fucking hell. Now I've muted it. Jesus Christ, life is complicated, isn't it? It's complicated. How are you this fine morning, Miss Judith? Oh, well, I'm cold. I'm sitting here in the summer house and I've got my big lagged boiler sort of coat on. It's come out of the loft. It's cold, I bet it's cold in Leeds. I know you're in Leeds. I'm in an air-conditioned. I'm going to listen, I'm going to make an admission here, and I can do it because there is no lasting damage. But I'm in a hotel room. I'm not going to name the hotel. It's absolutely fine, it's a good hotel. It's a good chain of hotels, and I've stayed in them many, many times. I got in last night and I just ran a bath. I lay on the bed.

Well, the inevitable Judith, I just fell asleep, didn't I?

And I woke up and I thought, oh God, that bath.

And I ran into the bathroom and I was, you know, I was what I call wading.

I was sort of, and it had seat onto the carpet in the bedroom of me.

Oh, no, Jenny. Oh, I know. And I was exhausted by this point. And I had to get, you know, the big toweling robes out of the, yes, that's how I do. Heavy enough without any water in. Let's a low waterlog. And I laid those down and I tamped it and I soaked up and I got towels and, oh, I was 20 minutes. Wasn. Wasn't there in overflow? Wasn't there in? Not that I could find Judith because I hadn't blocked it with anything. There was no flannel or anything. I've done that before. But anyway, it... Weirdly, this carpet is incredibly absorbent. And this morning I put the heating on very high and it's completely dried out

you wouldn't know you wouldn't know you told them in reception no I haven't told them you

are joking Jenny you haven't told them no because I've sorted it Judith well they're going to

think why why have this woman got all these towels yeah oh yeah there is a bath full of towel robes and towels and all that. I might have, but we've got a late checkout so I'm not going to spoil it. I'm not going to have them coming. No, no, no, no. It's absolutely fine. Honestly, I don't know what this carpet material is, but it's absolutely absorbent. You need to wear and make period pants out of this carpet.

That's what they need to do.

It's the most absorbent thing I've ever come across.

So not that we really need period pants.

We know.

We might need we be pants at some point, but not yet.

We be pants.

We be pants.

We're not there yet, but we're happy to advertise them.

We are happy to advertise them.

I would hasten to, I mean, to be honest, we are the demographic, aren't we?

We are so their target audience.

And we cannot believe it's almost rude, isn't it?

Which is a bit.

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