Hello. Hi John. I'm Merlin. How's it going?

Oh, pretty good. I mean I spilled some coffee on my lap this morning.

Isn't that good luck?

Is that like what a bird shits on you or rain on your wedding day?

That's like a Tibetan thing, right?

I think so. Tibet is love coffee.

They're always going on about coffee.

Still coffee in your lap and it means a good year, a whole year.

It's a Buddhist gift.

Yeah.

Like how much of your lap?

Palmaicupata.

That man, cabo-a-cup.

I got out, so whoa, I set my alarm for 730 to take my little child to school and I heard some thumping downstairs in the morning because a hooch I was up late and I was planning and when I looked at the clock

going to sleep I was like I'm gonna get four and a half hours of sleep that's gonna have to do

and I set my alarm and then at 830 that's an hour after I set my alarm for I heard some

thumping downstairs I woke up and I was like oh my alarm didn't go off my little child had

gotten herself up and gotten dressed and was thumping around as she does

when she feels like it's time for daddy to get up. Okay. And I was like oh no we are super duper late

Ran downstairs made her lunch made her breakfast

Basically what I did was I made one meal.

I said, here's what you're going to have for breakfast.

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