From W-A-Twine-Y and Philly-Dalfia.

Order! Order!

We shall now hear from the final witness in the trial of Vincent von Zwack

for high crimes against humanity and basic tastefulness.

The prosecution calls Margaret Egbert Roscoe.

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I swear up and down in twice on Tuesdays. Now get out of here.

This Roscoe, you are a journalist, aren't you?

Yeah, that's right. And you've been reporting on the defendant,

Vincent von Zwack for how long? Feels like forever.

I met him years ago when he cooked up a cuck-a-mame scheme to revive steam power.

It wasn't cuck-a-mame, it's one of works! Order! Order!

Please continue, Miss Roscoe!

I stopped him that time, but there were others. He tried to steal the Union City Library.

He bribed the mayor to let him use public school kids from manual labor.

Me? No!

And he polluted the city water supply with his smelly experiments.

That was one time allegedly!

Thanks to his money, he always managed to escape justice.

You can't prove it! Order! Sit down, you pigeon-nivered ruder beggar, or I'll help you in the irons!

As I was saying, he always got away, but not this time.

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...

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