Ep 32: JUSTIN BEAVER

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Inspired by JB’s recent car failure that forced him to fraternize with the regular folks, hosts Rosebud Baker (@RosebudBaker) and Corinne Fisher (@PhilanthropyGal) hit the streets of NYC to ask the good people of Harlem their thoughts on the Biebs. Produced by Mike Coscarelli (@MikeCoscarelli). Come see #TwoLessLonelyGirls LIVE as part of the New York Comedy Festival on Thursday, November 8th at 10:15pm at New York Comedy Club East Village. Use code 'LONELY' for your Belieber discount. It's gonna be sleazy.

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic at all.
0:31.2	Post to my current fishery, who's my maker. Okay guys welcome back to two less lonely girls. We didn't know what we're doing. We didn't know what we're doing again.
0:41.0	All right so we have a special episode plan for you today.
0:46.0	It is a very special episode.
0:48.0	But before we get to that, we had promised you a discussion on a star as born.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:56.0	Rosebud had already seen it when we last talked.
0:58.0	I had not seen it.
0:59.0	It was my homework to see it.
1:00.0	I did complete my homework.
1:01.0	I went to like a midnight showing during the week.
1:03.4	That's I mean just like real comic cunt life. You really I'm impressed by you.
1:07.9	Thank you. I was out and I was like you know what I got to see it why not now?
1:12.2	I'm so I'm just like I'm
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