Ep. 32—DARE: Dark Arts Resistance Education

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Pimples, monsters, horoscopes, and questionable disciplinary measures greet the gang as classes resume at Hogwarts School of Peril and Mayhem. Malfoy gets what's coming to him; Lavender Brown gets sexually harrassed; Hagrid gets in over his head; Neville gets hella re-traumatized; some spiders get pwned; and Hermione gets a taste for activism. Plus: So. Much. Bubotuber. Pus. This week's chapters: Mad-Eye Moody & The Unforgivable Curses Next week's chapters: Beauxbatons and Durmstrang & The Goblet of Fire

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0:00.0	The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Out came the wand and snuffed the spider out. You're
0:07.8	listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Exterminators. Ah, yes. Avada,
0:17.8	cadaverra, the killing curse.
0:21.4	And there's no counter curse.
0:24.2	There's no blocking it.
0:26.9	Only one known person has ever survived it.
0:32.0	And he's sitting right in front of me.
0:38.7	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:40.4	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:42.0	And hi.
0:43.5	Yo.
0:44.6	Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
0:46.7	Now and forever.
0:48.3	This week, the chapters that we are reading
0:50.6	are Mad I Moody and the Unforgivableivable curses. So those are both serious aph.
0:58.3	You will hear in this episode cursing some pretty substantial spoilers, I think, this time around,
1:06.1	because significantly more happens than last time, which is they had dinner.
1:11.4	Things happen.
1:12.3	You will also hear some adult themes.
1:14.1	This week's adult themes are dermatology, corporal punishment, horoscopes, lack of trigger warnings, and community organizers.
1:25.0	What happened?
1:26.7	In this week's chapters, classes get back underway at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft
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